A Triolet To The Office Prankster

These office pranks have got to stop,
Some things are better left unseen.
Dear God, my desktop left unlocked,
These office pranks have got to … Stop!
“Come hither” pics of Hasselhoff
Are splashed on my computer screen.
These office pranks have got to stop.
Some things are better left unseen!

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6 thoughts on “A Triolet To The Office Prankster

    1. Fortunately, I’m hardly ever the one getting pranked. (Maybe I’m too diligent… or to off-puttish seeming, as in I no-sell any prank that comes my way.)

      Although… I am a co-conspirator to this co-worker, whose signature trick is to sneak up on unlocked computers and replace the background with a picture of David Hasselhoff (usually one of those “come hither” images from his Baywatch days). This one time, the guy sitting next to me left his computer unlocked and was talking to someone a couple desks over. The co-worker went to the desk, but it looked like she was going to back off since the computer’s owner looked like he was returning to his desk at any minute.

      So I did what any upright citizen would: I shaped my arms like chicken wings, flapped them up and down, and made silent “BWAK BWAK BWAK” motions with my mouth. Emboldened with a new righteousness, the co-worker pulled up a web browser, found a picture of David Hasselhoff, and set it as the background image.

      We had a great big laugh… especially, since right before he returned to his computer screen, the pranked fellow went on a little speech about computer security. (You can believe that we were stifling our laughs as much as we could. 🙂 )

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