Blogging blog posts send me reeling
Logging in feels so defeating
Little beats that sinking feeling
That my posts nobody’s reading.
Though there’s one thing I fear the most
That, as my words reach foreign coasts,
Someone typed out a rude riposte
On how he really hates my post.
My heart sinks unequivoc’ly,
Just scant two hundred hits I see.
Oh, dash my dreams! I’ll never be
Some internet celebrity.