The flatscreen’s all but fried my eyes,
Five hours wasted today’s my guess.
Persons of Interest, CSI,
Body of Proof, NCIS.

You’ve seen ’em once, you’ve seen them all,
Which did a Beltway sniper show?
It was Blue Bloods, I recall,
Or was is an ep of Hawaii Five-O?

There was a show about a vile contractor,
Another about a pedophile.
I’m sure one was on Law & Order,
The other on Rizolli & Isles.

I’m tired of all this endless noise.
Cop shows, dramas, they upset me.
I feign attention and keep my poise.
I’d leave the couch, but my wife won’t let me.


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