Crime dramas, crime dramas, crime dramas, crime dramas.
I’m sick of ’em to the point of trauma.
On Hawaii Five-O, you can book it, Danno,
to a faraway island that I’ll never go.
Go tell Gibbs of NCIS
That his old man schitck is tiresome at best.
I’m so very sick of Rizolli & Isles
Milking every ep with their repressed denial.
And oh for a stiff mind-numbing beverage
If I have to watch yet another Leverage.
You’ve gone down hill fast, Mentalist,
Since you managed to botch your last twist.
In Plain Sight, White Collar, Castle;
Your cuteness is too much a hastle.
Cold Case, Blue Bloods, NCIS:LA;
Must we watch these shows all day?
And now Watson’s played by Lucy Liu?
TV, whatever did I do to you?
Second act corpse bathed in red;
Why isn’t half of New York dead?
One dead, two dead, three dead, four.
Not sure I can take it anymore.
Smug detectives, supercrimes.
Miscast actors most of the time.
It’s so much more than I can stand
While the remote’s in my wife’s hands.
— El Santo