I was recently informed of a new invention from the Netherlands called the Whike. It’s basically a recumbent bike with sails. if this is an attempt by the Dutch to make the lowly recumbent bike cool somehow, then mission FAILED. This looks dorkier than a Segway.
Thus, I’ve taken it upon myself to make the Whike awesome. Whike engineers (or Metalocalypse writers), feel free to use any of the ideas posted below: