I’m currently watching Catwoman on AMC. God knows why. I’m going to skip all jokes that have to do with AMC dropping the letter C because there is no way that Catwoman would ever be considered a classic unless it includes two small robots and a host.
Instead, just one thought: isn’t it uncanny how Halle Berry looks like she’s CGI, even in scenes where she’s not rendered in CGI? Is there a possibility that she didn’t really star in this movie, but rather lent her image to an all digitally-created Catwoman? Hey, most people thought that the all-CGI Davy Jones in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies was a really good make-up job. So we know the technology is there.
I mean, no Oscar winner would ever willing star in this total trainwreck of a movie, would she?
SPOILER: By the way, I totally expected Sharon Stone to sprout wings during her freefall at the end. This movie has broken me.