Movie Trailers That Should Have Been #6: The Ring

I can’t wait to see this movie. It looks like something that will pull at your heart strings. It’s a sweet story of a boy, his dying mother, and his estranged father. The rainy mood of the Pacific Northwest just adds to the emotion turmoil in this compelling drama. If you must see one movie, you must see … The Ring.

What’s that, you say? This wasn’t some sort of tearjerker? A horror movie you say? Bah, when will Hollywood ever do a straight translation of a Japanese classic?