Q: How much does a pirate pay for their earrings?
A: A buck-an-ear!
Q: What be a pirate’s favorite element?
A: The element of surprise!
Q: What be the kind of music a pirate listens to?
A: Aye, it can only be the dulcet tones of pirated ARRRR and B!
Q: Why be the pirate wearing a roll of paper towel where his hat should be?
A: ‘Tis all due to a Bounty on his head.
Q: Where be a pirate’s favorite port of call?
Q: What do ye call a lady pirate what’s lost her leg?
Q: What be a pirate’s favorite card game?
A: Gin rummy.
(There is a reason I’m thinking of this. I’m thinking of being a pirate clown for the community festival. Gotta have a few piratey one-liners under my belt. )